If your friends get to a movie early to save you a seat, don’t be too late. I can’t tell you how stressful I find it to be the one saving someone else’s seat. I feel like everyone who asks me “is that seat taken?” totally hates me. And then, if the movie starts and my friend still hasn’t come, I start to get really resentful. Now that I say this all out loud, I realize this may be more my problem than anything elses.
Rob Meyer, A Birder’s Guide To Everything